What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

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No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Why is Iceland donating its entire artillery to Ukraine, leaving it defenseless against any invasion?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

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Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Still no good

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

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Then came..

So they tried

No way

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